Sam Wrigglesworth

Anonymous asked: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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queer-psycho:

bdsubmarie:

masterofbirds:

in3ffable-lib3rty:

IMPORTANT FERGUSON UPDATE - WATCH THIS VIDEO BEFORE YOUTUBE TAKES IT DOWN

CNN REPORTER Fredricka Whitfield interviews the Store Owner’s Lawyer (from the store that was “”“”“”“robbed”“”“”“”“”“”” by “”“”“”“”“”mike brown”“”“”“”“”“)

As the lawyer begins to explain what really happened, cnn “”“”“loses the feed”“”“”“

WOW

yeah that’s not how news stations lose feeds.

Of course they lost the interview. Of course they did, hahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *sarcastic/pissed off laughing*

Is this the real life

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valsyrie:

I’m going to say something super controversial here: billionaires shouldn’t exist

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hoonlives asked: share ten facts about you and send this to ten of your favorite followers :)

Awh, thanks QT. <3 <3 <3

One: When I’m in Oregon I drive an hour to see my dogs at my sister’s place every week but make up excuses not to hang out with people I live 15 min away from (sorry not sorry).

Two: My future is a little unsteady right now and I’m trying to not be afraid of that.

Three: When I was really little  I had a dream of running around a jungle and studying animals (specifically apes b/c I looked up to Jane Goodall) but I then I met an orangutan at the San Francisco zoo and he threw his own poop at me so I re-evaluated.

Four: I have a hard time being rude to people who approach me in public that I don’t want to talk to (men, sales people, weird people in general) so sometimes instead of telling them to leave me alone I’ll just freak em out so they leave me alone. Stare at their forehead for too long. Speak slowly or way too fast so they think I’m coked out. I don’t know. One time I told a guy I had a radio in my head and he ran.

Five: Sometimes in my free time (i.e. 1-2 hours a week on average) I offer “counseling” (hesitant to call it that b/c I’m not a professional but easy way to explain it?) on 7cupsoftea.com. I started because I was thinking about becoming a social worker (have since realized I’m probably the type that would grow way too bitter in that field).

Six: I’m getting a small daisy tattoo on my butt. Also a rain cloud somewhere. I’ll probably make Aleck do it.

Seven: One time I participated in a group of about 40 people playing hide and seek in IKEA and the cops came.

Eight: I’ve done a lot of weird stuff for money and I have some funny stories. I haven’t sold my feces before though but I met someone who has? Like, you can make bank. You should.

Nine: When I was in high school senior year we had this shitty award thing where everyone voted for “bests” (hair, most successful, yadda yadda) and I got Mrs. Artsy whereas my male counterpart got Mr. Picasso and I was pissed off because they weren’t willing to give me a female artist even when I asked so when we had to go on stage at an assembly I ripped up my crown and threw in into the crowd like in mean girls I was even like “WE’RE ALL WINNERS U GUYS” and so did another girl with me it was gr8

Ten: My favorite color is purple and also I was born purple because I was dying

These were more stories than facts but that’s more interesting anyways probably.

M.I.A.

—Bad Girls (N.A.R.S. Remix) [Feat. Azealia Banks]

jackthedaniels:

Bad Girls N.A.R.S. Remix (New Age Rock Stars) featuring only Azealia.

Lexie came back home to Portland to “move” here

She has lasted 2 weeks and is booking a flight

lol

no one wants to hang around with people who are in that drug/drinking phase that will never end and see burn outs as far as the eye can see

no one wants to live in the meth capital of North America

oh yeah and #1 for child prostitution

Portland seems cute and quirky from afar with all the vegans and vintage clothing but if you actually live here it just makes you sad

therhumboogie:

By Olafur Eliasson, this breathtaking installation at the Louisiana Museum of Modern Art of a river running through the museum is astounding. It is such a realistic, natural landscape the museum could have been dropped on top of the river itself for how pristine it looks. This site-specific installation is a focus on experience, and how the viewer senses their surroundings. 

(Source: designboom.com, via rouge--stark)

yesmissmori:

THINX Underwear:

OH SHIT YOU GUYS THIS COMPANY IS MAKING UNDERWEAR THAT IS STAIN RESISTANT, ANTIMICROBIAL, AND WILL ABSORB UP TO 6 TEASPOONS OF LIQUID BUT STILL LOOKS FUCKING SEXY

AND DID I MENTION THIS PART:

For every pair of THINX you buy, you help one girl in the developing world stay in school by providing her with seven washable, reusable cloth pads.

AND WHY IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL? HERE’S WHY:

After doing some research, Agrawal says she found that more than 100 million girls in the developing world were missing a week of school because of their periods, and using things such as leaves, old rags, or plastic bags in the place of sanitary pads.

THE SIZES RUN FROM XS TO XXL AND THE PRICES ARE NOT INSANE, THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY HIGHER THAN THOSE 5 FOR $10 SALES AT TARGET BUT YOU WON’T HAVE TO THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE YOU MISCALCULATED YOUR FLOW AND BLED ALL OVER THEM BEFORE YOU COULD GET TO A BATHROOM

I’M SORRY FOR SHOUTING I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

LIKE HOLY FUCKBASKET IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME

I’ve seen this similar idea (undies for pads/tampons for girls in developing countries) but never with undies that look good. Hell yeah.

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