hoonlives asked: share ten facts about you and send this to ten of your favorite followers :)
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One: When I’m in Oregon I drive an hour to see my dogs at my sister’s place every week but make up excuses not to hang out with people I live 15 min away from (sorry not sorry).
Two: My future is a little unsteady right now and I’m trying to not be afraid of that.
Three: When I was really little I had a dream of running around a jungle and studying animals (specifically apes b/c I looked up to Jane Goodall) but I then I met an orangutan at the San Francisco zoo and he threw his own poop at me so I re-evaluated.
Four: I have a hard time being rude to people who approach me in public that I don’t want to talk to (men, sales people, weird people in general) so sometimes instead of telling them to leave me alone I’ll just freak em out so they leave me alone. Stare at their forehead for too long. Speak slowly or way too fast so they think I’m coked out. I don’t know. One time I told a guy I had a radio in my head and he ran.
Five: Sometimes in my free time (i.e. 1-2 hours a week on average) I offer “counseling” (hesitant to call it that b/c I’m not a professional but easy way to explain it?) on 7cupsoftea.com. I started because I was thinking about becoming a social worker (have since realized I’m probably the type that would grow way too bitter in that field).
Six: I’m getting a small daisy tattoo on my butt. Also a rain cloud somewhere. I’ll probably make Aleck do it.
Seven: One time I participated in a group of about 40 people playing hide and seek in IKEA and the cops came.
Eight: I’ve done a lot of weird stuff for money and I have some funny stories. I haven’t sold my feces before though but I met someone who has? Like, you can make bank. You should.
Nine: When I was in high school senior year we had this shitty award thing where everyone voted for “bests” (hair, most successful, yadda yadda) and I got Mrs. Artsy whereas my male counterpart got Mr. Picasso and I was pissed off because they weren’t willing to give me a female artist even when I asked so when we had to go on stage at an assembly I ripped up my crown and threw in into the crowd like in mean girls I was even like “WE’RE ALL WINNERS U GUYS” and so did another girl with me it was gr8
Ten: My favorite color is purple and also I was born purple because I was dying
These were more stories than facts but that’s more interesting anyways probably.